Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Oh online gaming

My first encounter with multiplayer games in general was, if I recall correctly, either the original Starcraft or the first (and truly glorious) Unreal Tournament. I wasn't much of a gamer back then (and, to be honest, neither am I now), but even so - playing with other people was a new and extremely interesting experience for me. I sort of sucked at Unreal, yet I always looked forward to when programming class (programming is a hobby I have, sadly, failed to get into... took a few classes in the later years of elementary school and that's about it) was over and the teacher let us play on the school computers for about half an hour. There's just something about playing with (or against) other humans that makes it just so much more fun (for me, at least) than playing a single-player campaign.
Sadly, there is (as I soon found out) a huge difference between being in the same room as the people you're playing with and not even being in the same country. There is a certain degree (it could also be called a threshold) of stupidity that people in your immediate vicinity are very unlikely to cross. On the internet, however, stupidity has no limits to speak of. You can be rude to people, you can play terribly and ignore advice, you can just flat-out refuse to cooperate or stop doing something someone - or even everyone - you're playing with considers stupid and unless you overdo it, it is unlikely that there will be repercussions.
Thus, the same thing that makes online gaming beautiful - a virtually unlimited number of allies and opponents to choose from - also makes it, at times, incredibly frustrating. When playing with a total stranger, there is a rather high probability that they'll be an idiot, a troll or some other variant of a person who's just on a royal quest to ruin your day and then some. This applies to MMORPGs, games with matchmaking systems (more on matchmaking and some of its less pleasant quirks later) or public servers. Some people are apparently fine with that, choosing to just roll with it and see what happens. Some enjoy being trolled and/or flamed, possibly as a release from their otherwise dull and uneventful lifes or a sort of masochistic guilty pleasure.
Most people, however, eventually figure out the real solution to this problem - choosing who you play with. Using the internet for finding gaming friends. Forming communities with (more or less) strict entry requirements. This not only gives you, in many cases, a deeper and more enjoyable gaming experience, but also produces an effect similar to the aforementioned after-class gaming session. You obviously still meet idiots - whether you're playing World of Warcraft, League of Legends (you should totally play that game, by the way) or Counter-Strike, as long as you don't limit yourself to playing with your friends exclusively (which is not even possible in many games, WoW being the prime example), there will be strangers - and when there are strangers, there are dumb people. But the big difference is that you can choose to play with certain people again you avoiding the idiots after finding out what they are. You can, in a way, filter out the assholes if you try. This vastly improves the all-important cool:dumb ratio.
In conclusion: if you play online games, get friends and work on keeping them. Become a member of a guild, clan or whatever other flavor of closed community your game has. Pick your allies and pick your enemies. When you do this, there's a fair chance of you finally getting to enjoy that game you so love. Or stop worrying and learn to love it. Or something completely different, but still mostly related to generally deriving more pleasure from online gaming.
Glad to help.

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Johann Sebastian Bach - fugue in G minor, "Little" terribly mangled by me

I think I just did something quite horrible.

Maybe I didn't, though. I'm just not sure how I would label taking a MIDI rendition of this classical piece of organ music, replacing the instruments with mostly random synthetizer plugins, speeding the whole thing up a bit and slapping a drum'n'bass drumloop on top. Mindless, maybe. It is an uninteresting piece of crap that sounds a whole lot worse than most of the other renditions. Still, it is a concept. I think I should - someday - make a more serious effort and really turn a classical piece into a full-blown electronic track. It has been done, obviously. But it needs to be done more and hell, why should I not do stuff that needs to be done?
My sleep-deprived ramblings aside, here is the result of my (unbelievably little) effort:

Feel free to flame me for this. I think I deserve it. I think I just needed to make a video and the overwhelming desire made me forget about things like quality. It happens to the best of us.

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

This is mesmerizing

I don't think I actually have to explain this. It's mesmerizing and you are now mesmerized. That's right. Drown in those eyes. Damn.

A milestone!

While I was off wandering in my fond memories of a certain calm summer day (see previous article for more info on that), more visitors have been coming. This is incredibly good news - I now have over 50 followers. I hope you like what you see here, friends - there will be a lot more of it in both the near and far future.
Thank you for all the attention you've given me, it certainly does feel good.

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The beauty of walking

KrkonoŇ°e / Karkonosze
 Do you ever just walk? I don't mean walking as in transportation - a simple, cheap way to get from spot A to spot B - I mean walking as in walking for its own sake. Many people today don't even know - or pretend not to know - the feeling. The feeling of forgetting where you are going, the feeling when your mind gradually becomes clearer and calmer than it ever could be while sitting or lying down. As unlikely as that probably sounds, I think that the closest I've ever been to a state of trance was when I was walking alone over the ridges of the Czech-Polish border mountain range on a calm summer day, not caring about anything and with no one in sight to disturb my thoughts. Walking is, in a way, as automatic as breathing or blinking to us. This particular property is what separates it from all other physical activities. Biking, running, swimming, climbing... all of these force you to concentrate on the task at hand. They all do offer a similar sort of mind-clearing experience, but it is still very different from walking.
No matter what you do, there is always time for a walk every now and then. Whether it be alone or with friends, in a forest or in the city, a long walk or a short stroll, walking always feels good. Apart from being physically unable to, there is no excuse whatsoever for not doing it.

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